Author: XSA

  • june 22, 2026

    yesterday’s オカズs:

    [ESSENTIA (藤真拓哉)] 門主様のおもてなし / [もちもちわんこ堂 (しろろん餅。)] 拗らせマゾセイアにしこたま搾られる話 / [Lonely Church (鈴音れな)] 生意気メスガキ催眠配信

    if you sleep early and wake up in the middle of the night before your designated wake-up time, just bust another one! genius

    bitch doesn’t know how to flip some god damn eggs correctly

    pineapple goes on pizza btw

    $217 of groceries. This is life in Donald Trump’s America!! This also means I better not pay to eat out this week for lunch at work :^)

    I like the blue eggs cause their yolks are a deeper shade of yellow than the normal egg yolks that are bright yellow. That probably means there’s more nutrients in it…? Well, they say you are what you eat… so go big…! (I’m made of coke Icees then ;_;)

    Also my doctor said to keep the red meat down. Yeah sorry a life spent not eating cows is a life not worth living even with cunny. Pour one out for the indians

    Today I actually got up and went outside to play with the barbell and then take a walk outside!! (disclaimer: this was after turning on the pc and fucking around). Somehow I think being able to play runescape makes me goof off less since there’s a clearly defined end point to when the goofing off ends after doing my birdhouse and herb run which takes at most 15 minutes. Whereas if I have a web browser open it’s way easier to piss away 30+ minutes in one go.

    One factor that probably helps is there is no “rng” in goofing off in runescape for 15 minutes since I know exactly what I’m getting done in it and nothing else – whereas looking on the internet you need that dopamine hit and if you didn’t find a good post or good video or a good post of a cute anime girl (i heard swimsuit kisaki dropped) then you gotta keep on going until you find something good! Then if you found something good you gotta share it with all of your buddies in the (most likely nsfw) chat! and the cycle continues!

    anyway I just have to be a good boy for the rest of my life then everything else will fall into place. wow so easy

  • june 21, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [Lonely Church (鈴音れな)] 生意気令嬢に催眠調教3.5

    tfw they turned off the hypnosis app halfway through and she’s yelling and screaming ):

    more eggbeef but i forgot to season the beef so i drowned it in ketchup

    and some corned beef from the fam

    more beverage

    so close… yet so far………………………………………………

    today’s bench press: 100×5 115x5t 135×5 80x10x5

    I was gonna take a walk with my phone but then I was like omg do I really need to do this with my phone so I left without and run walked instead. Granted the “running” portion is like 30-45 seconds of moderate speed jogging but since I’m out of shape it beats me up! it can only get better if I keep trying (:

    I was looking at what I need to do to ‘progress’ in my runescape character and it’s very time consuming, so I already feel disincentivized from pissing away time at my desk grinding it. for now I’ll leave the subscription to goof off on my commute or if I’m waiting in line for something. I think it’s technically better for the mind to do something dull than to doomscroll refresh shit on the internet.

    https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01586101.html

    https://xsa.moe/bin/RJ01586101.zip (v1.06)

    picked this game up. seems to be a very easy/comfy rpg wheere you run a restaurant and decide to go on an adventure to use monster materials to cook up new dishes. except you can’t fight so you need to befriend cute girls and have them fight for you. unique system is that there’s no exp/level and the stat increases are instead tied to building up affection with each girl. comfy and cute but nothing too serious… should be ok to relax with. at least the speech is very easy to understand unlike the last game i tried. (:

  • log 06-21-26

    https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260621-9449a414-6599-44a0-90f1-27f2868d31d7_a925584019

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=263bc053ef730d21c22c9f26488e608b0fc0de348599162de1909e7e9426385fv2_2&tw=0

    cut tiles near dora first if we dont need em?

    567m > 678m due to ura. i guess dropping 5m now so we can drop 8m on 0m draw is not good

    damn we wanna break the ryantan that fast??? i guess we have 3 pairs technically

    chi toss 2s = get outta here. impossible to use 234s now so just end it

    6p is very alive

    jade room shit……………………………………. what the fuck are we doing… i put on haku/hatsu shanpon and toimen on hatsu/xx shanpon so maybe i should have pushed harder for chiitoi earlier

    bro im scared of suu fon renda ok im sorry

    i went to cut 98s because those are both genbutsu but if i cut 12s i could have had 47s ryanmen tenpai vs 12s penchan tenpai after some finnagling. but 2s/5s is the worst souzu vs toimen in danger per naga so i think its the ‘safer’ option for sure. hmm….

    sir your 8p acceptance?

    tried to greed tanyao so i can keep the 7s. i’d end up drawing 9s and 6p so it worked out this way… but if i drew 6p first then i could have tossed 7s riichi 25s… soooooo lucky

    hooray

  • june 20, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [Lonely Church (鈴音れな)] 生意気令嬢に催眠調教3

    I like how the number of hearts on the app corresponds to the series #. what happens at #6? Hmm…

    i got my first first in tokujoke today! hooray

    that’s a 1st place rate of 7.14%. ぱちぱちぱち

    looking at my logs without posting in the log review though. maybe I should post again to make sure i’m actually fleshing out my thoughts. I think i need to work harder to get consistent 90 naga score since even with high 80s I am definitely not making any ground here. I feel like there’s no room to breathe with everyone throwing down row 1 riichis every round. It’s crazy! How am i supposed to compete in here, let alone make it to houou?

    the universal sign for choking. help

    I think normally I’d be like awwwwwwwwwwwww I didn’t get 1st I’m shit but you know what nah I played a good game. Except for the 3s tsumogiri. teehee

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    I accidentally right clicked twice on the 3s discard so I chucked my own 3s with it. Though if I called chi on the 3s the riichis here would look very different…

    My brother’s co-worker came back from Wisconsin and brought these back from a Quik-Trip. Dare I say… it’s actually good?

    Yes, I dipped it too. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 330 calories well spent

    chicken bread and vietnamese yogurt. I specifically used less mayo!

    some costco roast or pot roast beef thing. it’s pretty nice, but you get more mash than beef if you are concerned about proportions

    and today in bad ideas: what if I could play osrs and take walks?

    tfw attention span of a gnat

    luckily i like really boring stuff like birdhouses and herb runs so we’ll only do agility courses only while taking walks until i get sick of it and realize how dumb this is. this made me get off my ass and take a walk tonight for an hour. let’s freaking gooooooooo

  • june 19, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [Lonely Church (鈴音れな)] 生意気令嬢に催眠調教 // [Lonely Church (鈴音れな)] 生意気令嬢に催眠調教2

    usually hypnosis app is kind of lame/cheesy, but maybe its more palatable if the brat is an asshole and deserves it. though i guess that’s also just the author justifying its use to sell his story…

    squats for 100×5 115×5 135×5 80x10x5

    well i’m about to get kicked out of tokujou after only 10 games! i guess i really am shit at mahjong… i figured with my naga ratings being stronger than my last rodeo in tokujou i’d be able to tread water for a little bit but i guess i can’t… that’s why you shouldn’t try to place any self value in something rng based… so because we are feeling down the only thing to do is to overeat and feel like shit afterwards!

    a sandwich

    too much food

    its so over. weigh in is going to be like +6 lbs over last week from all the salt :^) gg dude

  • june 18, 2026

    [没後 (RYO)] シスターちゃんすりーぷれす。

    i really like these nuns/sisters. also banger daki here sheesh

    beefegg

    vietnamese sandwich 1 with fish cake

    vietnamese sandwich 2 with… pork thing

    i got back to tokujoke but it is tough sledding in there! though it’s exciting to know im playing against more skilled people than trying to avoid being luckshit on in jade room. probably spent too much time fascinated with that today. let’s just play a few games per day and then move on with the day because we can’t spend all day goofing off (we already did today though oh noooooooooooooo)

  • log 06-18-26

    https://tenhou.net/3/?log=2026061908gm-0029-0000-e3aecf4e

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=0a3090b447b3f624b0c1c7a8e5d5e3f4b7bd857769c6f7bdc231628ca7e482d3v2_2&tw=0

    dora chuckers…

    i cant remember the last time this came up. maybe because nan is once cut?

    useless! don’t need sanmentan

    muh sandshoku… i guess holding dora suji is not good

    DORA ACCEPTANCE

    technically this is not holding a safe tile so quit it

    the famous shanten destroyer. i know we want to be defensive but aggressive sakigiri is bad too

    8m acceptance?

    i guess we should lean chiitoi here a little bit since we have a dora

    i thought 8s is more useful to keep because if i draw 7p i’m furiten 69p… but then we can just cut the 6p so why is that a factor?

    damn im terrified of getting chased ima sit in the cuck corner instead

    hooray first tokujoke game since janaury 28

  • june 17, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [ノラネコノタマ (雪野みなと)] よるべのないしのんちゃん後編

    i was gonna say please don’t do this in real life… but after thinking about it… that probably applies to every cunny doujin…?

    Overhead press 75×5 85×5 100×5 60x10x5. tfw the last reps of the 10 actually gets kinda tiring

    the “fitness center” in my work building has some machines we can supplement with, like a lat pulldown machine and a cable machine. maybe we can research some additional things to get

    not pictured that i ate: more pistachios

    some olives and 3 apple sausages

    wanted some ice cream… though maybe we didnt need the large size? bro…………………………………………………………………………………………….

    i also can’t get a streak going to rank up in mjs or tenhou! tfw bad. maybe one day i can be decent at this game… sigh…

    idk staring down my workload coming due in july has me freaking out a bit. whee. just do what we can day by day i guess. good luck

  • june 16, 2026

    [wakamaker (ワカメさん)] mutsuki de doutei sutetai

    i wish the mesugaki reversal part was cuter instead its just mutsuki getting brutally slammed ):

    met up with the former coworker who was able to land a job so ate mexican and caught up with him. they put lettuce in this burrito and i found it quite awkward.

    uhh ate too much today gg go next (: