Author: XSA

  • june 11, 2026

    [創攻線 (ぴざぬこ)] 妹は満たされたい

    tfw ur imouto wants to die

    chinktown

    Today I walked to Chinatown! Looks like it’s currently under renovation, but usually a bunch of old Chinese folks hang out here and play big two. My fantasy would be that the old folks play mahjong instead of big two and I can learn secret techniques from them after beating them, but I don’t know how to take the other styles seriously… Hong Kong style probably? reee open hands

    I think the Soccer cup thing started as I saw a few bars playing soccer and a whole bunch of people watching it. I might be too bird brained to enjoy it cause people just kinda run around and kick the ball until they’re finally in position to get a shot off. I respect the guys being able to run around the whole game though, cause those guys are definitely in shape. I can watch baseball though…

    maybe one day you can do 1 (one) pull up…?

    Here’s the dip station I yoinked off a sidewalk one random day. It wasn’t particularly placed near any house so I figured it’s up for grabs and hauled it home by hand for like a mile. It has a slight wobble getting in position but once I’m hanging it’s fine. Hooray

    I also played my 天鳳 games without distractions. For the second game, I made a few mistakes and started yelling obscenities at my own silliness. tfw paying attention helps

    https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01637234.html

    I like Demons Roots but there’s probably no way this is going to be good lol. Also doesn’t help that there weren’t original voices for the game anyway… We’ll throw 紅唯まと a bone to help get finish Princess Gloo finished someday…!

    https://xsa.moe/bin/RJ01637234.zip

    ok time to fuck off bye

  • log 06-11-26

    https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061210gm-0089-0000-007a55d6&tw=3

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=9d77cda9fa14e5439688be7e0a6f438f36780c0ac8349fb4137d20eaf39816b4v2_2&tw=3

    true

    should have folded after the 4p tedashi from toimen. he’s tenpai 25m (:

    3p inside since 78p is a distant possibility?

    3p is doing nothing!! might as well add acceptance on souzu

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my sakigiri…

    gg go next

    https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061210gm-0089-0000-643f700f&tw=3

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=0e8587fc966b48bfdf8e9766ad905afdb0810cecb715784d41d4097810a6afa6v2_2&tw=3

    i’m folding bro I can’t cut ton or 1m cya. unless you think 4p can deal in to kamicha? then I guess 5p is better

    7s is kinda cut a long time ago yeah

    massive fuckup here cause haku is NOT genbutsu even though it’s twice cut (:

    ROUND WIND

    BAD DISCARDS TO LOWER YOUR MORTAL(BOT) SCORE I GUESS

    for some reason I thought I could riichi 333m33s55567 waiting on 358s tossing 4s but i actually end up waiting on 4s. big oops

    9m……. is not redundant yet!

    I thought about this for like a good 10 seconds and took what I felt was the higher win rate out. but picking up 3900 over 2000 here puts me over 30k for south 4… so maybe i should have…

    not an error but I thought I could be cheeky waiting on the dora 2s after it came out from kamicha. it is mangan i guess…!

    2/8 > double wind? but more importantly MY SANSHOKU you idiot

    how many value honors do you need man you already got a pair of one cut it out

    I thought about this and called riichi for the fact that it increase my hand to 1:40 to win on ron and if everyone folds I win from noten payments. Staying dama to pon chun or tsumo only gets me 1500 unless I draw 9s or an aka. So not sure about the dama…?

    i like the line from yesterday but it would get old if i kept re-using it so instead today i have this word salad mMmMmMm salad

  • june 10, 2026

    [りむちゃんち (うにクリームコロッケ)] もふもふとろあま交互欲

    UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am a little concerned the rest of the books could be samey samey though since they both started with an R-18 同人音声 premise. Maybe I’ll come back later.

    I didn’t actually sleep until 01:45 yesterday cause I turned my PC back on with thoughts racing all night, so today was pretty shit at work. Should have actually adhered to devices shut down instead of being a dumb ass!

    Didn’t do my anki reps this morning cause I was watching my team job. wheeeeeeeeeeee excuses

    I took a walk today at lunch, but forgot to take a picture of somewhere as proof. So have a picture of the Bay Bridge from yesterday instead. The weather is quickly warming up, which is a nice change from it being rather cold for this time of year.

    yay bridge

    damn how many pictures of this am i gonna take?

    I visited the barbell outside today! I hit 155×5 for squats but found 175×5 to be steady. For now let’s get comfortable with finding a confident upper max for 5 reps for all the lifts (bench/deadlift remaining) and then maybe after 2-3 weeks we can adjust training maxes for 5/3/1. I was thinking if I do the Uzaku app in-between sets I could get fit gainz and mahjong gainz at the same time… but what if I started playing RuneScape again… imagine the exp gainz… omg…

    Running out of nagger points… Time to tenhou only to make them count hehe

    Now that there isn’t anything interesting anymore going on in the world we can work on touching the cell phone less while you’re faced with unpleasant thoughts at work. right? right??? :^)

  • log 06-10-26

    he doesn’t look too happy with me

    Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260611-e88cd288-e610-4c67-94f3-7e4843c3da2d_a925584019

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=e108838b0fd0a4049af6f90faa68f8b98404a9bac5272eaf0276980dd261ffcfv2_2&tw=0

    HONOR BREAKERS. or is it genbutsu disease? we have good shapes so maybe genbutsu

    tanyao brain…

    sir your chiitoi 1shanten perfect tiles to finish on

    bruh i don’t want to toss 3p to that are you crazy tfw shit

    GENBUTSU order

    inside out if we dont need more blocks. outside in if we need more blocks.

    whytf we keeping 8s acceptance when its twice cut pay attention!! or keep alt tabbing and losing i guess

    keep the potential for 5800 (or 11600!) vs 2900 instead of widening your ukeire by… only 4s

    damn we hate 2p around here

    BLOCKS (we have 5 now)

    don’t hold unusable dora we have the lead

    dont have a pair so fix it

    how many dora do you need?

    tfw HON ITSU is not the answer

    manzu terminals dangerous from 0m cut

    shimocha can’t accept ron on mangan from me, so 7m could be haneman on dabunan sanshoku dora 3?

    XSA seething that this adept shitter has better naga scores than he will ever sniff

  • log 06-09-26

    since I bought the subscription to the uzaku app, let’s include the daily challenge results here too!

    hooooooly shit you are ass man. and because i like tits more than ass, that’s really bad…!

    https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061011gm-0089-0000-2528a31e&tw=2

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=d08c930be8dd7554d2eda9246b7a953861b9e2a44164a265f5951fceb1ada991v2_2&tw=2

    HONORS

    ………7m? I guess our win rate is dogshit for this so let’s fully fold

    HON ITSU

    big money (:

    twice cut honor is already dead man

    tfw snake hates karagiri riichi

    上級 room abusers…

    i still want more ryanmens??? how much more acceptance do we need???????? as much as possible i guess

    *kills his own wind*

    more likely to pick up 7s than 6p since it’s further away from the middle. therefore fix the 56p ryanmen over the 78s ryanmen

    FIX IT GOD DAMIT

    now i have to fold cause 6p looks scary (:

    6m from this far? that’s nuts man i guess i have 5 blocks already on 34m34p68p68s44z. mmmmmmmm so far

    sanshoku????? hello????

    damn… its not sakigiri to toss the 9s…

    get closer to tenpai to help put everyone out of the misery… but i really don’t wanna eat a dealer haneman direct hit to lose 1st, you know?

    tfw not good enough to get 1.1% 悪手率

  • june 9, 2026

    [りむちゃんち (うにクリームコロッケ)] ニヤニヤ教授のあま責めごときに負けないが!?

    damn I put this one off for too long… it’s so good… yes i am a ロリコンまぞ… it’s like my ideal r-18 同人音声. I’m scared now though what if his other books are even more powerful?

    stattrak version 390825 now lmao

    Well you fucked up and didn’t make any progress for the last 3 months but I guess you also didn’t make any progress for the last 3# years of your life either so maybe it was par for the course! Again! Maybe if I start my day in advance buttering myself up I’ll mentally engaged ™ and attempt to escape my normal default state of ….

    damn how much internet do you NEED per day

    okay ittekimasu~ tfw no buttered toast in my mouth as i walk out the door. i guess i could fix that

    a lot i guess lol

    An interesting topic came up today… so that’s my cope for phone usage being high today! What was the topic?

    Why would someone intentionally make an AWFUL blunder on their IMPORTANT dealer turn like this?

    Since I’m already found out by someone special…

    first league game: https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=5df7627c1b79062e5ed290c90f6c963490d28b769b6067cdbc83b0125e55e924v2_2&tw=0

    You don’t just randomly shit out a near perfect game out of nowhere… then intentionally fuck up in a round like that.

    2nd league game:

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=10a9b10aacfc7b2aae379c4add7111dbd8fa524665648b850777658629997318v2_2&tw=0

    gimmick tourney logs i was able to pull earlier from May:

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=e76f087169cd187e60824d80669bba1e512653b4c3ec6fa9485e55bf53579bd3v2_2&tw=3

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=66791d0af727bf62b1f40bdaca215418cc75d721f1a5403f56065869fdbf8caav2_2&tw=2

    If you’re capable of hitting a 1.1% bad hand rate, the rest of the averages of your games should be closer to at least under 12% bad hand rate. You’re not gonna make the same dumb mistakes randomly if you can pull off a perfect game legitimately. I concede that this insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the player was consistently and historically cheating, but the statistical outlier is too great for me to think otherwise. Should we cross paths on the table, I look forward to being defeated by you fair and square!

    (editor’s note: for comparative purposes, here are today’s us session games which includes a celestial player:

    Table A

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=f380b3bb4690051f9ebd5715a2e2d1d65a147c8cdc8ccd798a08c6aab1d9c762v2_2&tw=0

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=b1bea955435f8e8b06009b1c3d6a14ced8cd37270216211f3ebf553d4b1a9445v2_2&tw=0

    Table B

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=859292cf99c71697c98aad01ff99d42ef87f69b3088129b9239d2e59d48f2052v2_2&tw=0

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=d3f9071fa681aed49ea5e04b8859c49f2fb24162607289a7985778d638baf200v2_2&tw=0

    addendum: added bird’s log as additional data point since i’m curious. lol

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=8bee65d5a98e5119b17a88b5339df05fde0363895f5a1c33cd1276c1be6a1302v2_2&tw=1

    https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=1a5d24c1a9d17a94617ce22b7fa90cd5e0e25daace76f6c95e1b62331b1f2d9dv2_2&tw=1 )

    Anyway since I said I have to lift every day here is a picture of my westside scout hyper:

    tfw beef is to expensive to buy to use the grill

    It’s for you to do reverse hyperextensions which strengthen your back. Since I’m a fat ass my body has to work harder to carry my ass everywhere and my back starts hurting if I’m out and about for too long. So you swing the weight back while laying down on the platform for reps, so the idea is when I’m in Japan, I won’t suffer from back pain after being out all day! Except you actually… have to do your reps… damn…

    ok let’s find out what else リムコロ can put out tonight!!!

  • june 8, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [111当番 (1号)] クオンと蕩ける本

    I don’t know anything about Shadowverse and I think Kuon’s gender is supposed to be ambiguous. But here in this artist’s world she is a cute girl! mMmMm

    Today I got to use some of the firm’s AI tools to assist in our work. It’s actually quite useful… though it does need to be accuracy checked by a person. Am I going to put myself out of a job if I further develop workflows for it’s output…!? Maybe not in the short term… but…

    cơm tấm in a box

    For lunch a new Vietnamese place popped up that specializes in Vietnamese rice plates. It doesn’t quite live up to the best com tam place (fuck the accents i aint copy pasting more) I’m aware of, but it’s good enough. The main components to the dish are fried grilled onions, shredded pork, fish sauce, and grilled pork, but we also have this sugar cane shrimp thing on the left and egg cake on the bottom rounding out the dish. The sauce and grilled pork is a little bit weaker than what I’d expect in terms of flavor…

    Anyway I finally decided to get off my fat ass and go outside and lift!

    this post was sponsored by rogue fitness ™

    Since I’m ragging on others for taking shortcuts to attempt to improve, perhaps one could argue that’s putting in more effort than I am towards my goals…! So let’s make our daily goal to take a picture of my barbell. This is most certainly easier than actually lifting, but following James Clear’s habit formation, if I actually go outside and take a picture of it then I might as well lift, making the task seem less daunting to start. So we got 115×5 (editor’s note: we use pounds in america) for over head press and i played around with the other stuff for a little bit. hooray

    tfw u last attempted to self-improve 1.5 months ago

    wyell let’s dust this thing off and pick up where we left off? tfw jerking off to cunny and browing the interwebs 4eva doesnt give u infinity powers and monies

  • june 7, 2026

    last night’s // today’s オカズ:

    [K+W (ささちん)] 先生攻略ゲーム メイドハーレム編 // [純銀星 (たかしな浅妃)] 雪美とこずえのP応援隊

    If I had my way I’d spend all day whacking off doing nothing! Except I did… but life isn’t a Burger King…

    just because you can doesn’t mean you should

    We got some dinner from a local bbq joint for dinner. Not amazing, but good enough for not being in Texas. Texture is fine but it’s missing the smokey flavor that I like in my meat. Dare I say I used to cook barbecue better…?

    We’re so back… But at the same time following everything takes up a lot of time and energy. we have some folks who pop in every few days or only for their games and to me it’s like how do you not check up on this shit? TFW I have the attention span of a gnat

    https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2791438832

    It was cool to see the recipient of the lost points for that session take constructive criticism and accept that he didn’t play to the best of his ability. One day your turn to clap will come if you keep working hard…!

    don’t go down that path though. imagine the humiliation if you did and were surprised you STILL lost.

    Similar to the Mendleson incident I think it’s just disappointing. For me I was disappointed to find out he cheated since I actually feared playing against him in tourneys since he was basically always on point and his nagger scores were extremely high. Like where did this guy come from wtf?

    yeah I actually prayed really hard for him to not make out out of the other side. condolences my prayers came true

    In any case, how can you say you played the game when you relied on external assistance? Let alone do it in a format where your teammates are cheering you on and hoping you bring home the bacon, only to betray them by not putting forth your own best effort? Within corporate structures we define fraud taking plac when three conditions align for a person to take action: the opportunity to do so (poor internal controls), rationalization (I deserve more money and I don’t get it), and pressure to do so (debt, obligation to perform, etc.). Add in a belief that one can get away with doing so and off to the races they go!

    So flipping this back to using mortal bot in mahjong. You can get away with it by obfuscating your 1st pick rate to tank your rating. Your rationalization to do so is because you believe you aren’t as good at the game and need some way to catch up to the good players. But where’s the pressure to do so? It’s just a game dude. Let alone a game where you’re fighting for at what the end of thd day is… some space on a webpage.

    yeah i’m happy I have my name on there but does it mean anything now or does anyone care? not really. still gonna fight for this next one though. :^)

    I don’t know if I’m one to talk since my life is in shambles at this momnt. But placing your self value on some arbitrary rank in an online game isn’t it. What are you escaping from in your real life that drives you do to this? If you can’t accept getting your ass fucking kicked to the ground and your skull stomped on by others now (methaphorically in mahjong), how are you gonna be able to handle it when you actually are good at the game?

    i’ve seen rock bottom before

    and not rock bottom

    Anyway. You wanna be good at mahjong? Guess what, the road there fucking sucks. You’re still gonna lose 21% of your games even if you’re world class. Suck it up, cause you’re gonna lose a metric fuckton more games too before you make it.

    (editor’s note: just like how getting fit involves a lot of sacrifice. like not stuffing your face full of food and actually exercising. fat ass. or how getting promotions at work involves actually working and not phone doom scrolling all day. lazy ass.)

    time to get absolute btfo at work for not being proactive at work tomorrow :^)

    I also wanna read books of hags… but I have to read cunny books… its so over…

  • june 6, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [MeltdoWN Comet (雪雨こん)] 走りにくい

    happy story! but tfw no more new yukiu con books to read

    new books for this months shipment. looking forward to [つくてん (円つくも)] Made Made Married the most. tfw my books sheet is out of date. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Decided to play more ranked then i normally play. Maybe i’m not dogshit as I think… hooray… But i made a pretty bad blunder in the last game. can’t win em all I guess. I think about the volume some people play and I’m definitely not up there. But what if I was? Not like I’m being fully productive with my time anyway… haha… aww…

    we have a gap again! it was looking a little ギリギリ but thank you obskiur for hard carry whee

    anyway enough goofing off i’ve made 0 fitness progress in the last 4 months and there’s only 7 more months to go in the year to salvage the year 2026 aaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • june 5, 2026

    [KFC (YU)] 妹とパパと僕の複雑な家庭事情 // [KFC (YU)] 妹とパパと僕の淫靡な温泉旅行

    there should be a third one… but there isn’t…

    goofed off most of today. went 3/4/4 in tenhou but 1/1/1 in mahjong soul later. hooray

    idk dont feel like doing anything. but time is still ticking and i’m not making progress on my goals… ;_;

    soon ™