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[りむちゃんち (うにクリームコロッケ)] ニヤニヤ教授のあま責めごときに負けないが!?

damn I put this one off for too long… it’s so good… yes i am a ロリコンまぞ… it’s like my ideal r-18 同人音声. I’m scared now though what if his other books are even more powerful?

stattrak version 390825 now lmao

Well you fucked up and didn’t make any progress for the last 3 months but I guess you also didn’t make any progress for the last 3# years of your life either so maybe it was par for the course! Again! Maybe if I start my day in advance buttering myself up I’ll mentally engaged ™ and attempt to escape my normal default state of ….

damn how much internet do you NEED per day

okay ittekimasu~ tfw no buttered toast in my mouth as i walk out the door. i guess i could fix that

a lot i guess lol

An interesting topic came up today… so that’s my cope for phone usage being high today! What was the topic?

Why would someone intentionally make an AWFUL blunder on their IMPORTANT dealer turn like this?

Since I’m already found out by someone special…

first league game: https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=5df7627c1b79062e5ed290c90f6c963490d28b769b6067cdbc83b0125e55e924v2_2&tw=0

You don’t just randomly shit out a near perfect game out of nowhere… then intentionally fuck up in a round like that.

2nd league game:

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=10a9b10aacfc7b2aae379c4add7111dbd8fa524665648b850777658629997318v2_2&tw=0

gimmick tourney logs i was able to pull earlier from May:

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=e76f087169cd187e60824d80669bba1e512653b4c3ec6fa9485e55bf53579bd3v2_2&tw=3

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=66791d0af727bf62b1f40bdaca215418cc75d721f1a5403f56065869fdbf8caav2_2&tw=2

If you’re capable of hitting a 1.1% bad hand rate, the rest of the averages of your games should be closer to at least under 12% bad hand rate. You’re not gonna make the same dumb mistakes randomly if you can pull off a perfect game legitimately. I concede that this insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the player was consistently and historically cheating, but the statistical outlier is too great for me to think otherwise. Should we cross paths on the table, I look forward to being defeated by you fair and square!

(editor’s note: for comparative purposes, here are today’s us session games which includes a celestial player:

Table A

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=f380b3bb4690051f9ebd5715a2e2d1d65a147c8cdc8ccd798a08c6aab1d9c762v2_2&tw=0

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=b1bea955435f8e8b06009b1c3d6a14ced8cd37270216211f3ebf553d4b1a9445v2_2&tw=0

Table B

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=859292cf99c71697c98aad01ff99d42ef87f69b3088129b9239d2e59d48f2052v2_2&tw=0

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=d3f9071fa681aed49ea5e04b8859c49f2fb24162607289a7985778d638baf200v2_2&tw=0

addendum: added bird’s log as additional data point since i’m curious. lol

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=8bee65d5a98e5119b17a88b5339df05fde0363895f5a1c33cd1276c1be6a1302v2_2&tw=1

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=1a5d24c1a9d17a94617ce22b7fa90cd5e0e25daace76f6c95e1b62331b1f2d9dv2_2&tw=1 )

Anyway since I said I have to lift every day here is a picture of my westside scout hyper:

tfw beef is to expensive to buy to use the grill

It’s for you to do reverse hyperextensions which strengthen your back. Since I’m a fat ass my body has to work harder to carry my ass everywhere and my back starts hurting if I’m out and about for too long. So you swing the weight back while laying down on the platform for reps, so the idea is when I’m in Japan, I won’t suffer from back pain after being out all day! Except you actually… have to do your reps… damn…

ok let’s find out what else リムコロ can put out tonight!!!

last night’s オカズ:

[111当番 (1号)] クオンと蕩ける本

I don’t know anything about Shadowverse and I think Kuon’s gender is supposed to be ambiguous. But here in this artist’s world she is a cute girl! mMmMm

Today I got to use some of the firm’s AI tools to assist in our work. It’s actually quite useful… though it does need to be accuracy checked by a person. Am I going to put myself out of a job if I further develop workflows for it’s output…!? Maybe not in the short term… but…

cơm tấm in a box

For lunch a new Vietnamese place popped up that specializes in Vietnamese rice plates. It doesn’t quite live up to the best com tam place (fuck the accents i aint copy pasting more) I’m aware of, but it’s good enough. The main components to the dish are fried grilled onions, shredded pork, fish sauce, and grilled pork, but we also have this sugar cane shrimp thing on the left and egg cake on the bottom rounding out the dish. The sauce and grilled pork is a little bit weaker than what I’d expect in terms of flavor…

Anyway I finally decided to get off my fat ass and go outside and lift!

this post was sponsored by rogue fitness ™

Since I’m ragging on others for taking shortcuts to attempt to improve, perhaps one could argue that’s putting in more effort than I am towards my goals…! So let’s make our daily goal to take a picture of my barbell. This is most certainly easier than actually lifting, but following James Clear’s habit formation, if I actually go outside and take a picture of it then I might as well lift, making the task seem less daunting to start. So we got 115×5 (editor’s note: we use pounds in america) for over head press and i played around with the other stuff for a little bit. hooray

tfw u last attempted to self-improve 1.5 months ago

wyell let’s dust this thing off and pick up where we left off? tfw jerking off to cunny and browing the interwebs 4eva doesnt give u infinity powers and monies

last night’s // today’s オカズ:

[K+W (ささちん)] 先生攻略ゲーム　メイドハーレム編 // [純銀星 (たかしな浅妃)] 雪美とこずえのP応援隊

If I had my way I’d spend all day whacking off doing nothing! Except I did… but life isn’t a Burger King…

just because you can doesn’t mean you should

We got some dinner from a local bbq joint for dinner. Not amazing, but good enough for not being in Texas. Texture is fine but it’s missing the smokey flavor that I like in my meat. Dare I say I used to cook barbecue better…?

We’re so back… But at the same time following everything takes up a lot of time and energy. we have some folks who pop in every few days or only for their games and to me it’s like how do you not check up on this shit? TFW I have the attention span of a gnat

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2791438832

It was cool to see the recipient of the lost points for that session take constructive criticism and accept that he didn’t play to the best of his ability. One day your turn to clap will come if you keep working hard…!

don’t go down that path though. imagine the humiliation if you did and were surprised you STILL lost.

Similar to the Mendleson incident I think it’s just disappointing. For me I was disappointed to find out he cheated since I actually feared playing against him in tourneys since he was basically always on point and his nagger scores were extremely high. Like where did this guy come from wtf?

yeah I actually prayed really hard for him to not make out out of the other side. condolences my prayers came true

In any case, how can you say you played the game when you relied on external assistance? Let alone do it in a format where your teammates are cheering you on and hoping you bring home the bacon, only to betray them by not putting forth your own best effort? Within corporate structures we define fraud taking plac when three conditions align for a person to take action: the opportunity to do so (poor internal controls), rationalization (I deserve more money and I don’t get it), and pressure to do so (debt, obligation to perform, etc.). Add in a belief that one can get away with doing so and off to the races they go!

So flipping this back to using mortal bot in mahjong. You can get away with it by obfuscating your 1st pick rate to tank your rating. Your rationalization to do so is because you believe you aren’t as good at the game and need some way to catch up to the good players. But where’s the pressure to do so? It’s just a game dude. Let alone a game where you’re fighting for at what the end of thd day is… some space on a webpage.

yeah i’m happy I have my name on there but does it mean anything now or does anyone care? not really. still gonna fight for this next one though. :^)

I don’t know if I’m one to talk since my life is in shambles at this momnt. But placing your self value on some arbitrary rank in an online game isn’t it. What are you escaping from in your real life that drives you do to this? If you can’t accept getting your ass fucking kicked to the ground and your skull stomped on by others now (methaphorically in mahjong), how are you gonna be able to handle it when you actually are good at the game?

i’ve seen rock bottom before

and not rock bottom

Anyway. You wanna be good at mahjong? Guess what, the road there fucking sucks. You’re still gonna lose 21% of your games even if you’re world class. Suck it up, cause you’re gonna lose a metric fuckton more games too before you make it.

(editor’s note: just like how getting fit involves a lot of sacrifice. like not stuffing your face full of food and actually exercising. fat ass. or how getting promotions at work involves actually working and not phone doom scrolling all day. lazy ass.)

time to get absolute btfo at work for not being proactive at work tomorrow :^)

I also wanna read books of hags… but I have to read cunny books… its so over…

last night’s オカズ:

[MeltdoWN Comet (雪雨こん)] 走りにくい

happy story! but tfw no more new yukiu con books to read

new books for this months shipment. looking forward to [つくてん (円つくも)] Made Made Married the most. tfw my books sheet is out of date. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Decided to play more ranked then i normally play. Maybe i’m not dogshit as I think… hooray… But i made a pretty bad blunder in the last game. can’t win em all I guess. I think about the volume some people play and I’m definitely not up there. But what if I was? Not like I’m being fully productive with my time anyway… haha… aww…

we have a gap again! it was looking a little ギリギリ but thank you obskiur for hard carry whee

anyway enough goofing off i’ve made 0 fitness progress in the last 4 months and there’s only 7 more months to go in the year to salvage the year 2026 aaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[KFC (YU)] 妹とパパと僕の複雑な家庭事情 // [KFC (YU)] 妹とパパと僕の淫靡な温泉旅行

there should be a third one… but there isn’t…

goofed off most of today. went 3/4/4 in tenhou but 1/1/1 in mahjong soul later. hooray

idk dont feel like doing anything. but time is still ticking and i’m not making progress on my goals… ;_;

soon ™

[CHARAN PORAN (猫乃またたび)] 不思議ノ国ノ ネロアリス

i finished one of my larger returns today. but not too much else today! turns out spending all day watching league games is really bad for you. whee

last night’s オカズ:

[MeltdoWN Comet (雪雨こん)] 走りにくい

behind on my yukiu con. so good

how to defeat brain rot? maybe i need to chuck my phone in the water.

yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I asked an AI if phone addiction or porn (cunny) addiction is more crippling, but it said they’re about equal. unfortunately i’m not willing to break my cunny addiction so… better figure this out. I was gonna go to work while leaving my real phone at home but I brought it with me anyway. so weak willed! I know my solution last year was to just give in to it and afk old school runescape but that’s not really a solution… but imagine the exp gains….. whoa….

i will probably fail in about 9 hours

well, don’t make these two cunnies sad and move them to look at your phone! though in honesty i just need to do things that are more fulfilling and purpose driven than looking at meaningless things on the internet… tfw my life isn’t fulfilling and purpose driven… ;_;

last night’s オカズ:

[ココアホリック (ユイザキカズヤ)] TSメスガキオナサポ配信

I forgot I had this book in my unread pile. Normally I’m wary of books that are primarily masturbation focused, but it was so cute! Generic story of a wagie salaryman being tired of his life and given pills to become a cute little girl.

yes, i would absolutely take the opportunity to wake up looking like that. fortunately (or unfortunately?), i never will

This morning I woke up at 05:00 to go to work, but I went back to sleep and left at 07:40 instead. not like I did anything productive either… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i think i know who put it away actually. feel bad for them… a little bit

I accidentally left my mug in the sink last week, so my mug got put with the rest of the generic company logo mugs. awkward

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I missed the bus by 1 minute, so I got to walk home and watch captain play. It was looking good the 2nd game got a little ギリギリ and he couldn’t find how to push through…

I stay, I pray

See you in heaven, far away

I stay, I pray

See you in heaven one day

Maybe If I sleep earlier I’ll use the morning more wisely tomorrow. Plus, that means I get to read a book sooner and hug my daki sooner! wow what a brilliant idea let’s fucking goooooooooooooooooooooo

oh i have to review my mahjong log first FUCK

last night’s オカズ:

[ぽよぽよスカイ (佐伯ソラ)] クジラはもう夢を見ない。

I saw a lot of her win cut-ins last yesterday! But there was only 5 pages of action… Gotta make each page last lol

maybe you could have cancelled it earlier… instead of like, i don’t know, 105 days after you accepted the request

Sad! I asked https://skeb.jp/@shime_neko to draw a picture of a cute girl to replace my front page picture back in February. At least I get my money back… ;_;

I had my phone open for around 10 hours today. So much for working at home! Maybe I’ll actually need to move forward with self-shaming myself on how many times I check the internet for real…! Why do I keep checking it anyway? Do I need more validation in my life? XSAちゃん you’re doing such a good job not doing your japanese reps or exercising every day or doing your mahjong log review!!! gross aaaaaaahhhhhh

Also maybe come up with something to write about when I have nothing to write about. like a prompt and 250 characters and turn myself into an ai response bot or something. anyway since i’m on a mahjong cunny team for mahjong league perhaps i should stop wh*cking it to adults until we get kicked out for not having enough points. I said that in my team’s chat but I got crickets… but… umm… h-here goes…!

last night’s オカズ:

[REI’s ROOM (REI)] ことねはP活で欲張りたい

I’m used to kotone being a little less buffed but I suppose it’s not too out of proportion. Though they didn’t really do anything with her desire for money in the story…

Steam Controller came in this week. Pour one out for the DualShock 4. I could never get the bluetooth to work with my PCs, so now I can play without a wire using the Steam Controller puck! Except… I have no games to play… Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

session EU2 7

I was watching my teammate rezaloan today and seeing socculta run away in the first game reminded me of how MSpark ran away with the scores in my last set. If only I was as strong as those Saint 3s… Maybe I could score big points for my team too! Happy to see rezaloan turn it around in game 2 and actually get the direct hit on socculta in S3. I wouldn’t have swapped the 23s ryanmen tenpai for 1p2s shanpon… but…

oh nononononononono

with a sample size of 2, i scored more points in blitz mahjong while ****ing off vs not. disclaimer: past performance is not indicative of future results

session US 7

Well I brought the bread home!!! hooray! I actually didn’t mean to sign up for this session since it was only two days after I last played, but I guess that worked out. ehehe

I also made a new friend today, too!

awwwwwwwwwww

left: good. right: nah

I kept my brother waiting for dinner during the games, so we got kaitenzushi. This period’s promotional items are a deep fried tamago and a matcha beef roll with cream cheese. The warm tamago is quite pleasant in the mouth, but the slightly bitter matcha does not complement the beef very well. Points for creativity but uhh… it’s a pass for me.