Category: blog

  • may 18, 2026

    harold and kumar were here i think

    For breakfast we visited White Castle! We don’t have any in California and I never bothered to try the frozen sliders they sell. The bread is nice and fluffy and the different fillings complement the bread well. I could see myself being a regular if we had them on the west coast.

    Some sights from the top of Kings Island’s Eiffel tower. It makes the huge roller coasters look tiny!

    For lunch we went back to Skyline Chili. My brother opted to get the 3-way again with the spaghetti, but I opted to diversify my portfolio with the two coney dogs. It’s about what I’d expect from a chili cheese dog. The large amount of cheese means that the top of the shredded cheese won’t actually melt since the dog itself isn’t hot enough to melt all of it, but I think it’s fine.

    We were supposed to visit the Columus Zoo for the purpose of riding their two roller coasters, but they only operate the amusement attractions on the weekends. Since today is a Monday… Oops! You might also ask, why does a zoo have a roller coaster? Well, while you’re asking, maybe you can also ask Tobu Zoo, too…!

    a random assortment of animals

    The zoo also has a “Dinosaur Island Boat Ride” of dinosaur animatronics. Unfortunately, no, the dinosaurs aren’t alive. But it’s nice to see them just passively idling, instead of trying to chew your ride vehicle a la Universal Studio’s Jurassic Park.

    a random assortment of dinosaurs

    gas stations in Ohio have walk in refrigerators for beer. I’ve never seen this before.

    For dinner we stopped by a place that is world famous for their Bologna Sandwich. It only costs $5.70 so it’s pretty cheap. It looks like someone just slapped the shit together and put it in a microwave, but it’s quite nice! Bologna is nice and juicy andd really makes what looks like lunch meat and bread something suitable to serve in a restaurant. I’m a fan, but admittedly, it’s pretty out of the way!

    Checked in to our room at Hotel Breakers for a nice day at Cedar Point tomorrow. We came in 2022 with the intention to ride Top Thrill 2… but it would be shut down for the remainder of the season due to numerous issues they were having. We will ride it this time for sure!

  • may 17, 2026

    i guess folks love their shredded cheese in cincinnati

    For breakfast my brother picked a place that serves Goetta, a meat and grain mush that mixes ground meat and oats to make meat last longer by mixing it in with other stuff. Here we have it mixed in with cheese an an omelette, and in the details you can see the oats in the meat mix. The texture is interesting as you have the soft meat but the firm oats together. Worth a try for being historical to Cincinnati but I think we can pass on eating it again,

    Our destination for the day is the American Sign Museum, dedicated to preserving signs! It goes through the history of signs and letterings and transitioning from sticking ordinary lightbulbs to make signs pop out and then movving to bending neon lights to add color to it. Most of it focuses on the periods from the 1930s-1960s, before conventional plastic signs starting taking over. A fun visit for sure.

    Back to Kings Island to finish the rides we missed.

    I have no idea what Barqs Red Creme Soda was a thing. It’s somewhat similar to Big Red, but with less emphasis on vanilla flavor. It’s alright.

    Some beef dish for lunch. The name eludes me right now… I feel like this is more chili than Skyline Chili, honestly. It has peas and carrots and shit and not just meat and sauce.

    My brother was noting how there are extremely few Asians in the area. While eating here we noted a real nihonjin family next to us visiting. How the hell can they afford travelling to America given the shit exchange rate…? Anyway hope they have fun!

    Blue ice cream is a hot item here. There’s some history to do with it that I’m not sure of.

    Here’s pizza from LaRosa’s Pizzeria. It’s supposed to be controversial due to the sauce being sweet, making it an acquired taste for locals, but we ate it and it was… normal pizza? Maybe we have to eat at an actual restaurant or something instead.

    Some magnets to put up on my desk wall at work.

    Now to order the rides by my preference. Probably not too much detail since you could go watch youtube about it or something.

    #1: Orion. I didn’t like my first ride on it as it felt flat, but after additional rides it has great speed and floater air time. Sitting in the front is the best as you can feel the wind against your face as you pass through the course, something you can’t experience in any other row.

    #2: Mystic Timbers. This is didn’t know a wooden coaster could have this much airtime, I initially didn’t like the lack of verticalityi n terms of overall up and down movement on the track, but I think it doesn’t need that with how much it lateral forces the quick bends have.

    #3: The Beast. I think most of the ride is just ok-good, but the final double helix is what sets this apart from any other roller coaster. Do it in the dark and it’s just the howl of the coaster passing through and everyone screaming echoing off the walls while you’re thrown into the walls of the seat. Amazing!

    #4: Diamondback. As a B&M Hyper in a park with a B&M Giga (the other two parks being Canada’s Wonderland and Carowinds), it can’t help but feel overshadowed now. It’s still a good coaster with more floater airtime than Orion (not necessarily better, just more).

    #5: Banshee. I was just thinking this would be any old B&M invert, but since this one is relatively more modern it seems they’ve made the elements larger and more drawn out. With the elements being larger you spend more time on them such that you actually stay upside down or spinning through a roll for longer.

    #6: The Racer. An original to the park duelling wooden coaster that has gotten some upgrades since it initially opened. Has surprisingly good speed and airtime hills for an old coaster, and seeing the other car whizz by to start and finish is always fun.

    #7: The Bat. A Vekoma suspended coaster. I think it’s better then Ninja at Six Flags Magic Mountain, but I road that probably some time in 2018-2019, so I don’t remember it much. The way these things swing side to side is certainly unique.

    #8: Invertigo. I never got to ride the one at California’s Great America as I was too young when I first went. It’s more smooth than a conventional boomerang and more intense as you get whipped through the vertical loop on the outside, rather than the inside.

    #9: Flight of Fear. I much prefer Six Flags Fiesta Texas’s spaghetti bowl Poltergeist instead. While it’s cool in the dark, the train being jerky and the mid course break run kinda sours the ride.

    #10: Snoopy’s Soapbox Express. A boomerang for kids! Actually has a decent amount of force, so not actually sure how appropriate this is for kids.

    #11: Adventure Express. I’m not sold on the theming and it’s quite rough. Sorry!

    #12: Queen City Stunt Coaster. There’s no effects. It’s… a roller coaster.

    #13: Woodstock Express. It’s for kids.

    #14: Woodstock’s Air Rail. It’s for kids.

    i always message a friend who used to work at kroger anything kroger related. i wonder if he’s sick of it

    Stopped by a kroger for fun. It’s always funny to see something sourced from California being put in a positive light when out of town. Last time I went to Toronto I saw a lot of billboards for LOCALLY CANADIAN GROWN produce. To me it’s like… does that mean it’s good or bad? Also it seems Red Creme Soda is actually a thing… and we were curious about the Graeter’s Skyline Chili ice cream flavor.

    unfortunately, i did not start or witness a fight

    A quick bite at Waffle House. It’s always been a piece of lore to me for all the fights that get recorded there or the use of the Waffle House Index for disaster preparedness. I’d probably summarize it as a no frills Denny’s – breakfast items, some items if you’re not in the mood for dinner. It’s a good and cheap place if you’re hungry at some odd hour of the night. We’ll see how the cold brew is tomorrow morning!

  • may 16, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    nuffin…

    left the house at 02:30 to check our baggots in at 03:30 at the airport.

    take that tsa precheck havers

    grilled tocino, eggs, longanisa sausage, spam breakfast for $22. god bless san francisco.

    this city is mile high

    a nice view of downtown san francisco

    thank you for your welcoming

    I was hoping the water at Denver International Airport would taste good, since Coors Light advertisements like to shill that it uses real Rocky Mountain Water (not tm). It tasted pretty bad though. We used up our one-time United Club ™ passes. It’s ok, please don’t actually pay $50+ to chill in a club in an airport.

    tfw I tell my coworkers I’m going to Ohio and they ask “….Ohio?”

    snacks

    well, where’s his island?

    I’ll probably summarize my thoughts after another day there tomorrow. Great fun though! Initial thoughts are Orion being a little disappointing sitting in the 2nd row comparing it against Fury 325, but after getting additional rides in the back and getting more floater airtime on the hills I had a better impression of it. Racer is a really cute dueling wooden coaster that is better than it looks; Diamondback a decent B&M Mega with good floater but pales compared to Seaworld Orlando’s Mako, and Mystic Timbers probably one of the best GCI wooden coasters despite lacking the ‘verticality’ elements I like in other ones. The Beast I probably would have to flesh out in more detail later, but for something made in 1979 (though technically it’s had refurbishments this year!) is pretty damn good in present day!

    how many ways do you need your chili?

    We opted to eat Skyline Chili for dinner. It’s a chain local to this part of Ohio, though I would consider their chili to be more like a beef sauce than a chili, as I would expect a chili to not only contain ground beef but also stuff like kidney beans or simmered vegetables in it. This dish includes some spaghetti, chili, grilled cheese (the most popular “3-way”), and diced onions (making it a “4-way”). It’s not amazing, but it’s good! Maybe consider it a spin on spaghetti using chili instead of tomato sauce but with grilled cheese added to it.

    My brother wanted to check out this local ice cream chain. Since they’re able to state Since 1870 on their logo, that mean’s it’s probably at least decent. I opted to have a waffle cone with Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip and Bourbon Ball. The chocolate chips are really big, since they made their ice cream batches individually. The bourbon ball also had a bunch of other little crunchy shits in it, but it’s not annoying to me like Rocky Road and it’s almonds. Very good!

    Settled in to our hotel for the night. I haven’t played my mahjong game for the day yet as of 23:30 Eastern Daylight Time. But I can pretend I’m still on Pacific Daylight Time and say it’s 20:30, so I still have time…!? Luckily I’m not dead from only sleeping 3 hours.

  • may 15, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [クレスタ (呉マサヒロ)] 女学校で男ひとりなので校則で性欲のはけ口にされる日常 2時限目

    Finished up the 2nd half of this book. Think 呉マサヒロhas been one of the stronger artists for quite a while, though he’s moved on to mostly original books now.

    Finished my annual performance self-review for work. I don’t like buttering myself up to others, but maybe I should do it to make a better case for my own performance. In an ideal world my actions should speak for themself… right? But sometimes I am lazy at work and maybe people might remember that more than the good stuff, so I should be careful for what I wish for. Haha

    When I was packing I realized I didn’t have my dakimakura compression bag anymore. I think I threw it out after my last Japan trip since there was a hole in it somewhere causing it to decompress fairly quickly after sealing it up, but I forgot to buy a new one. So now I am just bringing my head pillow in my luggage. Since it’s the king size tall pillow it’s kinda close… so we’ll have to make do with what we got.

    Also, in shocking news, I decided I’m not going to bring an onahole or オカズ to read for this trip! Main reason being I don’t really wanna whack off after a full day of walking around and being tired. Definitely out of character but we’ll see if this backfires spectacularly or not. whee

    try stealing this luggage set while the there’s a guy with a cute anime girl shirt on nearby. i dare ya

    Anyway, all packed and ready to go. Maybe bust a last one out before I take a nap and leave for the airport in 4 hours. (It’s 22:30 as of writing). cya

  • may 14, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [あいがも堂 (あやかわりく)] 異世界エルフ発情の魔眼9~魔腕輪ごほうし編~

    I don’t like that the characters were switched half way through. feels like false advertising honestly. I will be filing a complaint with the fair trade commission shortly

    Work work work! Still need to finish my annual self-review tomorrow. I have good reviews from my superiors but it’s noted that I need to be better with time management (aka hurry the fuck up and turn shit in) and delegation (assign work to your juniors and stop carrying the fuck out of them).

    I played the game I bought yesterday and… I might have bitten off more than I can chew. Dialogue seems to be a little more complicated than I’m comfortable with reading at a quick. Maybe I bite the bullet and read slower or come back later… or maybe it’ll start to make more sense later. ;_; It’s ok it can only get better from here right haha. Also it doesn’t work on my steam deck why the fuck not its an rpg maker game aaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    I should really try to sleep early today since my flight on Saturday is at 05:00, so we need to leave the house by 02:30. Which means all I’ll get is a nap the night before! It’s 21:30 now so time to fap and nap zzzzzzzzz

  • may 13, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [回遊企画 (鈴井ナルミ)] ベストマッチカノジョ3 -清楚○○とおじさんがお家デートで甘々エッチ-

    more tits

    Umm I woke up and worked and did some employee reviews and watched captain get clapped!

    champ

    I couldn’t handle that many 4ths in a day. good job cabin

    There was supposed to be an in office poker event tomorrow, but it got cancelled! One of the guys keeps asking me to play but I have to remind him that’s not my game. At best I’ll be the dedicated dealer or something. Maybe one day we can have an office mahjong night. haha i ain’t teaching everyone that shit

    アルミオシオンの医術師

    this game on dlsite looks cute! let’s give it a try

    https://xsa.moe/bin/RJ01549336.zip

  • may 12, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [回遊企画 (鈴井ナルミ)] ベストマッチカノジョ2 -清楚JKとおじさんがアプリで出会ってもっと甘々エッチ-

    tits

    uhh not a productive day gg go next

  • may 11, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [おほしさま堂 (GEKO)] ブルーアーカイブ総集編 -Secret Tea Party-

    Adults have more stuff to white out… it’s kind of tiring…

    So I logged out of Twitter (formerly X) on my PC… but I was still logged in to it on my phone. So I looked at that for a few minutes and then logged out on there. Then I switched to my laptop… and I was still logged in on there as well. So I looked at that for a few minutes and then logged out on there. Now I have officially been logged out of it for about 14 hours! Let’s gooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Got a haircut to feel fresh for vacation. Hooray

    thank you coca cola company

    Picked up a few of these at the grocery store. I only drink sokenbicha when I’m on vacation to help remind myself I can relax. Some shit about psychological rituals…

    yes i rotated the laptop just for this picture

    Tomorrow’s lunch for work, and a yuzu pie from a bakery nearby. Saving the amaou strawberry caramels as a snack for the airplane flight.

    *ahem* held back my ass

    For my dad’s birthday we went out to a chinese buffet. He likes to pick restaurants that are all you can eat but are of middling quality. Not too exciting… but we go along with the flow to not ruin the mood. Food isn’t bad but it’s not amazing either. Most interesting thing I ate were the sea snails. It’s ok, a little chewy and rubbery. Nothing exciting. Since I have to post pictures of what I ate I held back a little bit (:

  • may 10, 2026

    last night’s 擱かず:

    [めんだこぱぁく (やまもと)] 聖園旅行 / [めんだこぱぁく (やまもと)] 聖園宿泊 / [Sandrop (KiTA)] 幸福なエデンに溺れる夜

    glad we got those over with

    Today we are all cleaned up and ready for maximum productivity! haha…

    Mostly played a lot of mahjong today with results all over the board. I think just because I’m trying to win by placing in first doesn’t necessarily mean I should throw my hands up in the air and push everything. Still need to fold…

    I didn’t do any of the work for work I pretended to hope I would do over the weekend. Tfw excited for league. Ready for angry e-mails when I check my laptop tomorrow :^)

    i thought this was a cute and funny blog? wtf

    In an attempt to reduce decision fatigue at night let’s stock the book display and whittle our way down as we go. Plus it looks nice when I walk into the room. I think I can add a few more of these next time I’m at Daiso.

    Also, since I’m broke as fuck, let’s see if intentionally throwing away my throwing away my Twitter (formerly X) account passwords away will help block me from looking at it, since I certainly don’t need help spending money anymore! It’ll be two birds in one stone for attention span recovery and capital preservation! in b4 he recovers his password tomorrow when he wakes up

  • may 9, 2026

    last night’s オカズ:

    [めんだこぱぁく (やまもと)] 聖園拘束; [めんだこぱぁく (やまもと)] 聖園奉仕

    This artist really likes to draw girls crying. And like, not in a omg I’m so happy from your c**k kind of way. It’s a little weird. Two more books to go…

    tfw literally don’t know anything about the characters

    Whisp is having their まいてつ 10th Anniversary dakimakura sale! You get some bonuses for buying more than 1 daki (up to 4), but it’s not like I’ll actually put up the tapestries since I have no space. Maybe once I can get the house to myself hehe. Since I have two Hachiroku figures I figure I might as well get some dakis to match. If I ever play her game then I can hug my hachiroku dakis as I play the game. lol

    thank you for your enthusiasm in wanting to pick me for your team. i am flattered

    Today we had our /mjg/ league team draft and had to listen to clown music for 2 hours. To be honest I was somewhat offput by how league ended for my team last year and initially didn’t want to sign up again, but hopefully this run will be more fun. Hope you like your team!

    huh? you don’t look like that…

    Update for the commuter/building pass/badge. We were previously using Sorasaki Hina and Ryuuge Kisaki cards for at least the last year. Maybe if I can find a horizontal badge holder I can use the Grim Aloe Bombergirl cards… but those might actually be pushing the upper limit since those are somewhat suggestive. haha

    games he’ll never actually play

    So since all of the r-18 steam games require you to install a patch, doing it on a Steam deck is a little bit more involved since you gotta manually put the file in yourself into the game directory, rather than running the .exe to patch that you would normally run.

    Re-arranged some figgies to display. I used to pretend my room isn’t cluttered, but now it’s actually just shit all over the place. gg dude. I can update my room pictures tomorrow. hooray