last night’s オカズ:

[さいもん] 初恋ルミナス
Last two chapters to finish the tankoubon. though I feel like there’s a little too much story going on. Just fuck!! Maybe I should have picked something else…

let’s freaking goooooooooooooo i updated stuff on ubuntu

lol

Had 3 slices for breakfast. When the San Francisco 49ers win you can get 49% off a large pizza… and they keep winning, so my dad keeps buying a pizza everyweek! And if its on the table sitting there… It’s so easy to eat!! please start losing so we don’t have pizza in the house aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

came to a bakery in Japantown to pick up a kouign-amann for my brother, since he keeps talking about it. but the lady in front of me bought the last oneso now the sign says sold out! so he’ll have to settle for the hotteok one. mMmMm extra shit on top

today’s lunch is mentaiko udon. I probably didn’t need the large :^)
It’s kind of similar to a lobster bisque in terms of flavor. the tempura crisps get soggy after soaking in a bit so that’s whatever, but in the back is some parmesan cheese flakes that are absolutely great once melted into the soup. I stirred the mentaiko scoop into the soup and… I couldn’t tell it was there anymore… maybe I should have just eaten it with a bite of noodles.
so right now work is like I come in 09:30 and worked until 12:15 and then went to lunch for two hours and then dicked around until 15:30 and walked out. let’s freaking go. I was telling my friend if I really do change jobs I don’t know how to work 8 hours in a day anymore…!
Today’s article topic will be… onaholes!

things you can’t take back. also, I think I got my first daki in 2015…!
As someone who has been using onaholes practically daily for the last 14 years… I think I am qualified to opine on this topic!
Lube?

https://www.toydemon.com/lotions-accessories/lotions/onatsuyu-pussy-juicy-lotion-370ml
Accept no substitutes. Every time I try another brand the only thing I think about is damn I wish I was using onatsuyu instead right now instead of whatever the fuck I was using. I would probably buy this NOT from Japan by mail since paying (express) shipping for liquids seems like an incredibly stupid idea.
Storage?
https://www.toydemon.com/lotions-accessories/storage/meiki-toy-bag-regular
https://www.toydemon.com/lotions-accessories/storage/meiki-toy-bag-plus

These things are oily and these bags can resist the oil the onaholes would otherwise leach outonto something like ordinary fabric or cardboard.
How to clean?
Run the water into the hole and poke your finger in and scoop out your jizz until you can’t feel anymore lube or cum in it. Then use a rag (I use an old t-shirt) and stick it in with your finger to absorb the water until it’s dry. Then stuff it in your bag. You can use soap if you want, but by doing so you’ll strip the onahole of its oils more quickly and will degrade it more quickly. Don’t bother with the corn starch shit, just buy new ones.
Brands?
In General I’d order by top brands as Ride Japan > Tomax/Daimaoh > Toy’s Heart = Kiteru Kiteru > Magic Eyes > Notowa/Fantastic Baby, but each hole is different.
Where to buy holes?
JP Proxy (I use https://www.dejapan.com/en) through https://mzakka.com/ or https://www.e-nls.com/ or DMM/Fanza. But perhaps now isn’t the best time to be linking stuff with the php stuff going on lol. Domestic side I think ToyDemon is probably more expensive than shipping it yourself from JP given the exchange rate but they need to make money too. So you can use ToyDemon if you wanna support them but I’d just stick to buying lube/toy bags from them only.
How do I know which holes are good?
https://onahodouga.com and filter by ★5 and ★4. This guy has stuck his dick in a lot of onaholes so I think his opinion carries a lot of weight? Personally I don’t like dick bullies and prefer things that are more looser/caressing and aim for 刺激 (stimulation) Lv3 and below. But of course, the most important thing is if you find the hole structure interesting or not!
Personal favorites?

[kiterukiteru] ポンコツガーディアンユニバース ユニコーンプレミアム

[kiterukiteru] ポンコツガーディアンユニバースユニコーンプレミアム肉厚ファビュラス



[RIDE JAPAN] ふわぽちゃロングトロリーナいちごミルクRemix
Onaholes I’m currently interested in?
I haven’t looked at new onaholes since the beginning of the year, so here’s my list. Obviously gonna have to prune the list down later since there’s no way I’m gonna fit 35 in my luggage back from Japan later. Unless…?
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56105304.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56068195.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56069427.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56071317.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56076122.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56078060.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56099166.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56101063.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56061627.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56061056.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56063910.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56064968.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56065047.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56065156.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56065367.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56066006.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56068033.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56069426.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56079140.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56087160.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56087446.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56096031.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56100004.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56106916.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56078060.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/56069427.html
https://onahodouga.com/archives/46921.html
https://mzakka.com/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M12405
https://mzakka.com/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M12405
https://mzakka.com/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M12532
https://mzakka.com/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M12490
https://mzakka.com/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M12489
https://mzakka.com/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M12488
https://mzakka.com/pc/detail/item.php?item_id=M12102
uhh i’m done and i wanna sleep bye


















































































