Author: XSA

log 06-13-26

https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061403gm-0089-0000-ff0d3d12&tw=1

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=472d134f969e520b5aeb15b3bfdd44fe332c9a5511df7293ee5b2de528a0ce8av2_2&tw=1

but 6p is genbutsu and ton is super genbutsu! maybe you think I can draw my own 6p? or sanshoku? nah

u wanna hon itsu this crap sheeeeeeesh

in my mind I thought if 6m passes it might as well be riichi. but 36p is kinda dry so maybe that’s the wrong idea

2/8 > 7z

damn i thought it was too early for toitoi nomi here

well what if it’s hell wait 6z :^)

fix 678s sanshoku earlier

4578p is sooooo bad agsinst the 3p discard so I had to give it up here. almost correct that 4p is danger

8m not so good after 7z tedashi from kamicha

TERMINALS

Thought I’d try and six 678 sanshoku but kamicha doesn’t want to help my hand along 😐

I’d end up getting 345 sanshoku which could have ronned someone for haneman so should have kept 3p earlier instead of going for 4567 ipk since that’s not enough for dama haneman

didn’t know i was furiten :^)

feel like I was unnecessarily aggressive for south 4 but wanted to practice shooting for 2nd/1st since 4th place has to direct mangan me to change placements so I can fold with closed hand

Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260614-0bafbb56-9bff-4081-9248-7fe35b82d9ff_a925584019

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=ac528f1e7dee51e11c41e21766e0e8635212aa810227663895c096a02839c98ev2_2&tw=2

tfw scared of toimen’s hon itsu to cut 5s

2 shanten seems pointless here but maybe…?

GENBUTSU

sandshoku destroyer

nice blocks idiot you can’t even use 6m or get furiten 8m

wrong genbutsu

if i get 7m i’m 1shanten! but expanding 4s on 566s isnt too good anyway so lets avoid aryanmen

shanten destroyer

why suji when genbutsu?

nice chi idiot you gave him dora!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too greedy and fixing itsu when you can still use 3s

too late for sakigiri

could’ve avoided being stuck with 8p if you cut it first!

why we scared of 2s

scrub

Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260614-b6a11657-ec07-408e-8489-35a6ced324d8_a925584019

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=c509a12d4d7bea0aa88fabbc76aa9b15888aa2e0d6efacd7cc5051f4bcc922bdv2_2&tw=0

dead dora tell no tales

5 block haters… 5.5 blocks then?

HAWN ITSU (at least pretend ok?)

HONORS

sir your 7p acceptance? coulda riichi’d on the 4p draw

safe tile disease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

true. then when we pon 8m we could be tenpai…

keiten getter (:

cope COPE Cope copE cOpe coPe

June 13, 2026
otherlog 06-13-26

Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260613-0c3bd68a-04b3-4d82-b321-5fb1433302e5_a925584019

2m > 7p (23m vs 7p ukeire)

9p > 1p (we can finish nobetan if draw 7p and pon 1s/6z)

recommend PASS on kan since you lose 45s upgrade for wait. 5p should be safe to cut to upgrade since we see 2p suji in shimocha discard against 3 6p visible for suji 5p safety

Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260613-cbd509d7-40ca-4e52-94e0-9109918b0a5f_a925584019

tanyao brain it and cut 11s (earlier) to call freely. let’s try to renchan. if we pick up a 3s the hand is worth at least 5800 so go big

2s (that you cut) > 6m. 3s draw let’s you use 45s ryanmen again since it becomes part of 123s. don’t need another ryanmen shape at this point

2p > 7z. your 3p acceptance? I know you want 1m for 3m acceptance for dora

dama. keeping 3p for ron is nice but if we draw bad tile we need to fold. we also have enough safe tiles to get out of the round (118p). you are also in first place and do not have to commit to the bit here at all, the other players can deal in to each other. you have another round in south 4 to get a hand if kamicha does tsumo. consider these things when deciding push/fold.

additional comments

CLOCK MANAGEMENT. Don’t take up so much time for decisions that are overall not too consequential to the match. save your reserve time for when you need to make more difficult decisions (push/fold? out of safe tiles to discard) rather than burning time on minor efficiency decisions in the early-mid round. You really do not want to have to make a decision on push/fold if a kamicha calls riichi and you need time to think and you only have 5s in reserve.

June 13, 2026
june 12, 2026

last night’s オカズ:

[ANCHOR (武藤まと)] うさみみメイドと恋人えっち

it was cute… but it was just ok.

I feel like my work from home days I don’t know what to talk about cause nothing happens.

Though I guess this session was another oh my god what are you doing to WHAT THE FUCK HE WON THAT HAND deal. I asked if he wanted notes on log review and he politely declined. (:

Foods:

Breakfast: 6 scrambled eggs, frozen fried vegetables, black coffee

Lunch: Tuna sand_witch’s with avocado and cheese. The bread is a sourdough keto bread that is only 30 calories per slice that I really like. Maybe I mentioned it before but too bad.

Misc: A protein shake and a can of kombucha.

Maybe if I have to post what I eat for the day then I might be inclined to make better decisions. Fuck attempting to come up with witty captions for these though I think it would get old too fast and be too time consuming.

Today is bench press for 155×5! It’s a little bit more than what I was expecting to hit since I haven’t tried in 4eva.

I thought I’d try and get back to saint 1 today but that ended in a disaster. It was a little disappointing but I didn’t get too angry about it. Life will go on… ):

mfw i try to buy cunny books but they aren’t letting me. ahh let me waste money please

Tomorrow’s saturday so maybe I’ll submit a /fit/ fatty contest weigh-in. I tried once or twice a few years ago but clearly that didn’t go anywhere. Now I have to think of a name…. damn.

ok have fun tomorrow!!

June 12, 2026
log 06-12-26

https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061219gm-0089-0000-280249b4&tw=2

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=be174077cc2e57996ee5bff81479639de091e22aca96bbb53117c0d0b7b72adav2_2&tw=2

five block sakigiri. though technically… there’s 6 blocks? haha

going back 1shanten!? preposterous

built in suji trap take it! though I’d take it the turn after with kamicha calling ankan on 1z. though naga wants to dama there just in case kamicha chases and btfos me for 12000 it seems

bro you taught me to like atozuke more now you’re gonna do me dirty like this which is it ? I guess we don’t have a bad shape to use haku as pair in case its stuck

shouldn’t have greeded itsu here cause I’d draw a bunch of lower pinzu (11p) and never complete a manzu pair. ;_;

not worth turning pretty good tanyao into 2000 pts hehe

*sniff*

https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061220gm-0089-0000-67d8b6e5&tw=0

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=721dbbe3867ca1277161a74782c1775791442265d8904ac74bd0c15da17521aav2_2&tw=0

commit!

can i just fold man i got safe tiles (the answer is yes kamicha is waiting on 3m :))

i thought about keeping suji trap 3m but after the fact I think this is better to toss 3m now because there’s no situation where would I toss 0s or 6z over 3m to wait on for riichi anyway

misclick (:

opted to be safe 2p vs testing suji 3s but we have 2 dora so we can afford to be more risky. especially with 3 9s dora cut and 2 akas in hand so toimen’s hand is leaning cheaper

what the fuck? lol

i toss 8m later but yeah its really not doing anything for us here

bird brain ass mistake

thought it was fine cause 99s is practically genbutsu anyway. but I have to toss 3m anyway to get to tenpai in most cases anyway

hooray

June 12, 2026
june 11, 2026

[創攻線 (ぴざぬこ)] 妹は満たされたい

tfw ur imouto wants to die

chinktown

Today I walked to Chinatown! Looks like it’s currently under renovation, but usually a bunch of old Chinese folks hang out here and play big two. My fantasy would be that the old folks play mahjong instead of big two and I can learn secret techniques from them after beating them, but I don’t know how to take the other styles seriously… Hong Kong style probably? reee open hands

I think the Soccer cup thing started as I saw a few bars playing soccer and a whole bunch of people watching it. I might be too bird brained to enjoy it cause people just kinda run around and kick the ball until they’re finally in position to get a shot off. I respect the guys being able to run around the whole game though, cause those guys are definitely in shape. I can watch baseball though…

maybe one day you can do 1 (one) pull up…?

Here’s the dip station I yoinked off a sidewalk one random day. It wasn’t particularly placed near any house so I figured it’s up for grabs and hauled it home by hand for like a mile. It has a slight wobble getting in position but once I’m hanging it’s fine. Hooray

I also played my 天鳳 games without distractions. For the second game, I made a few mistakes and started yelling obscenities at my own silliness. tfw paying attention helps

https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01637234.html

I like Demons Roots but there’s probably no way this is going to be good lol. Also doesn’t help that there weren’t original voices for the game anyway… We’ll throw 紅唯まと a bone to help get finish Princess Gloo finished someday…!

https://xsa.moe/bin/RJ01637234.zip

ok time to fuck off bye

June 11, 2026
log 06-11-26

https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061210gm-0089-0000-007a55d6&tw=3

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=9d77cda9fa14e5439688be7e0a6f438f36780c0ac8349fb4137d20eaf39816b4v2_2&tw=3

true

should have folded after the 4p tedashi from toimen. he’s tenpai 25m (:

3p inside since 78p is a distant possibility?

3p is doing nothing!! might as well add acceptance on souzu

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my sakigiri…

gg go next

https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061210gm-0089-0000-643f700f&tw=3

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=0e8587fc966b48bfdf8e9766ad905afdb0810cecb715784d41d4097810a6afa6v2_2&tw=3

i’m folding bro I can’t cut ton or 1m cya. unless you think 4p can deal in to kamicha? then I guess 5p is better

7s is kinda cut a long time ago yeah

massive fuckup here cause haku is NOT genbutsu even though it’s twice cut (:

ROUND WIND

BAD DISCARDS TO LOWER YOUR MORTAL(BOT) SCORE I GUESS

for some reason I thought I could riichi 333m33s55567 waiting on 358s tossing 4s but i actually end up waiting on 4s. big oops

9m……. is not redundant yet!

I thought about this for like a good 10 seconds and took what I felt was the higher win rate out. but picking up 3900 over 2000 here puts me over 30k for south 4… so maybe i should have…

not an error but I thought I could be cheeky waiting on the dora 2s after it came out from kamicha. it is mangan i guess…!

2/8 > double wind? but more importantly MY SANSHOKU you idiot

how many value honors do you need man you already got a pair of one cut it out

I thought about this and called riichi for the fact that it increase my hand to 1:40 to win on ron and if everyone folds I win from noten payments. Staying dama to pon chun or tsumo only gets me 1500 unless I draw 9s or an aka. So not sure about the dama…?

i like the line from yesterday but it would get old if i kept re-using it so instead today i have this word salad mMmMmMm salad

June 11, 2026
june 10, 2026

[りむちゃんち (うにクリームコロッケ)] もふもふとろあま交互欲

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am a little concerned the rest of the books could be samey samey though since they both started with an R-18 同人音声 premise. Maybe I’ll come back later.

I didn’t actually sleep until 01:45 yesterday cause I turned my PC back on with thoughts racing all night, so today was pretty shit at work. Should have actually adhered to devices shut down instead of being a dumb ass!

Didn’t do my anki reps this morning cause I was watching my team ~~job~~. wheeeeeeeeeeee excuses

I took a walk today at lunch, but forgot to take a picture of somewhere as proof. So have a picture of the Bay Bridge from yesterday instead. The weather is quickly warming up, which is a nice change from it being rather cold for this time of year.

yay bridge

damn how many pictures of this am i gonna take?

I visited the barbell outside today! I hit 155×5 for squats but found 175×5 to be steady. For now let’s get comfortable with finding a confident upper max for 5 reps for all the lifts (bench/deadlift remaining) and then maybe after 2-3 weeks we can adjust training maxes for 5/3/1. I was thinking if I do the Uzaku app in-between sets I could get fit gainz and mahjong gainz at the same time… but what if I started playing RuneScape again… imagine the exp gainz… omg…

Running out of nagger points… Time to tenhou only to make them count hehe

Now that there isn’t anything interesting anymore going on in the world we can work on touching the cell phone less while you’re faced with unpleasant thoughts at work. right? right??? :^)

June 10, 2026
log 06-10-26

he doesn’t look too happy with me

Mahjong Soul Game Log:https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=260611-e88cd288-e610-4c67-94f3-7e4843c3da2d_a925584019

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=e108838b0fd0a4049af6f90faa68f8b98404a9bac5272eaf0276980dd261ffcfv2_2&tw=0

HONOR BREAKERS. or is it genbutsu disease? we have good shapes so maybe genbutsu

tanyao brain…

sir your chiitoi 1shanten perfect tiles to finish on

bruh i don’t want to toss 3p to that are you crazy tfw shit

GENBUTSU order

inside out if we dont need more blocks. outside in if we need more blocks.

whytf we keeping 8s acceptance when its twice cut pay attention!! or keep alt tabbing and losing i guess

keep the potential for 5800 (or 11600!) vs 2900 instead of widening your ukeire by… only 4s

damn we hate 2p around here

BLOCKS (we have 5 now)

don’t hold unusable dora we have the lead

dont have a pair so fix it

how many dora do you need?

tfw HON ITSU is not the answer

manzu terminals dangerous from 0m cut

shimocha can’t accept ron on mangan from me, so 7m could be haneman on dabunan sanshoku dora 3?

XSA seething that this adept shitter has better naga scores than he will ever sniff

June 10, 2026
log 06-09-26

since I bought the subscription to the uzaku app, let’s include the daily challenge results here too!

hooooooly shit you are ass man. and because i like tits more than ass, that’s really bad…!

https://tenhou.net/0/?log=2026061011gm-0089-0000-2528a31e&tw=2

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=d08c930be8dd7554d2eda9246b7a953861b9e2a44164a265f5951fceb1ada991v2_2&tw=2

HONORS

………7m? I guess our win rate is dogshit for this so let’s fully fold

HON ITSU

big money (:

twice cut honor is already dead man

tfw snake hates karagiri riichi

上級 room abusers…

i still want more ryanmens??? how much more acceptance do we need???????? as much as possible i guess

*kills his own wind*

more likely to pick up 7s than 6p since it’s further away from the middle. therefore fix the 56p ryanmen over the 78s ryanmen

FIX IT GOD DAMIT

now i have to fold cause 6p looks scary (:

6m from this far? that’s nuts man i guess i have 5 blocks already on 34m34p68p68s44z. mmmmmmmm so far

sanshoku????? hello????

damn… its not sakigiri to toss the 9s…

get closer to tenpai to help put everyone out of the misery… but i really don’t wanna eat a dealer haneman direct hit to lose 1st, you know?

tfw not good enough to get 1.1% 悪手率

June 9, 2026
june 9, 2026

[りむちゃんち (うにクリームコロッケ)] ニヤニヤ教授のあま責めごときに負けないが!?

damn I put this one off for too long… it’s so good… yes i am a ロリコンまぞ… it’s like my ideal r-18 同人音声. I’m scared now though what if his other books are even more powerful?

stattrak version 390825 now lmao

Well you fucked up and didn’t make any progress for the last 3 months but I guess you also didn’t make any progress for the last 3# years of your life either so maybe it was par for the course! Again! Maybe if I start my day in advance buttering myself up I’ll mentally engaged ™ and attempt to escape my normal default state of ….

damn how much internet do you NEED per day

okay ittekimasu~ tfw no buttered toast in my mouth as i walk out the door. i guess i could fix that

a lot i guess lol

An interesting topic came up today… so that’s my cope for phone usage being high today! What was the topic?

Why would someone intentionally make an AWFUL blunder on their IMPORTANT dealer turn like this?

Since I’m already found out by someone special…

first league game: https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=5df7627c1b79062e5ed290c90f6c963490d28b769b6067cdbc83b0125e55e924v2_2&tw=0

You don’t just randomly shit out a near perfect game out of nowhere… then intentionally fuck up in a round like that.

2nd league game:

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=10a9b10aacfc7b2aae379c4add7111dbd8fa524665648b850777658629997318v2_2&tw=0

gimmick tourney logs i was able to pull earlier from May:

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=e76f087169cd187e60824d80669bba1e512653b4c3ec6fa9485e55bf53579bd3v2_2&tw=3

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=66791d0af727bf62b1f40bdaca215418cc75d721f1a5403f56065869fdbf8caav2_2&tw=2

If you’re capable of hitting a 1.1% bad hand rate, the rest of the averages of your games should be closer to at least under 12% bad hand rate. You’re not gonna make the same dumb mistakes randomly if you can pull off a perfect game legitimately. I concede that this insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the player was consistently and historically cheating, but the statistical outlier is too great for me to think otherwise. Should we cross paths on the table, I look forward to being defeated by you fair and square!

(editor’s note: for comparative purposes, here are today’s us session games which includes a celestial player:

Table A

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=f380b3bb4690051f9ebd5715a2e2d1d65a147c8cdc8ccd798a08c6aab1d9c762v2_2&tw=0

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=b1bea955435f8e8b06009b1c3d6a14ced8cd37270216211f3ebf553d4b1a9445v2_2&tw=0

Table B

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=859292cf99c71697c98aad01ff99d42ef87f69b3088129b9239d2e59d48f2052v2_2&tw=0

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=d3f9071fa681aed49ea5e04b8859c49f2fb24162607289a7985778d638baf200v2_2&tw=0

addendum: added bird’s log as additional data point since i’m curious. lol

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=8bee65d5a98e5119b17a88b5339df05fde0363895f5a1c33cd1276c1be6a1302v2_2&tw=1

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=1a5d24c1a9d17a94617ce22b7fa90cd5e0e25daace76f6c95e1b62331b1f2d9dv2_2&tw=1 )

Anyway since I said I have to lift every day here is a picture of my westside scout hyper:

tfw beef is to expensive to buy to use the grill

It’s for you to do reverse hyperextensions which strengthen your back. Since I’m a fat ass my body has to work harder to carry my ass everywhere and my back starts hurting if I’m out and about for too long. So you swing the weight back while laying down on the platform for reps, so the idea is when I’m in Japan, I won’t suffer from back pain after being out all day! Except you actually… have to do your reps… damn…

ok let’s find out what else リムコロ can put out tonight!!!

June 9, 2026