june 9, 2026

[りむちゃんち (うにクリームコロッケ)] ニヤニヤ教授のあま責めごときに負けないが!?

damn I put this one off for too long… it’s so good… yes i am a ロリコンまぞ… it’s like my ideal r-18 同人音声. I’m scared now though what if his other books are even more powerful?

stattrak version 390825 now lmao

Well you fucked up and didn’t make any progress for the last 3 months but I guess you also didn’t make any progress for the last 3# years of your life either so maybe it was par for the course! Again! Maybe if I start my day in advance buttering myself up I’ll mentally engaged ™ and attempt to escape my normal default state of ….

damn how much internet do you NEED per day

okay ittekimasu~ tfw no buttered toast in my mouth as i walk out the door. i guess i could fix that

a lot i guess lol

An interesting topic came up today… so that’s my cope for phone usage being high today! What was the topic?

Why would someone intentionally make an AWFUL blunder on their IMPORTANT dealer turn like this?

Since I’m already found out by someone special…

first league game: https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=5df7627c1b79062e5ed290c90f6c963490d28b769b6067cdbc83b0125e55e924v2_2&tw=0

You don’t just randomly shit out a near perfect game out of nowhere… then intentionally fuck up in a round like that.

2nd league game:

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=10a9b10aacfc7b2aae379c4add7111dbd8fa524665648b850777658629997318v2_2&tw=0

gimmick tourney logs i was able to pull earlier from May:

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=e76f087169cd187e60824d80669bba1e512653b4c3ec6fa9485e55bf53579bd3v2_2&tw=3

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=66791d0af727bf62b1f40bdaca215418cc75d721f1a5403f56065869fdbf8caav2_2&tw=2

If you’re capable of hitting a 1.1% bad hand rate, the rest of the averages of your games should be closer to at least under 12% bad hand rate. You’re not gonna make the same dumb mistakes randomly if you can pull off a perfect game legitimately. I concede that this insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the player was consistently and historically cheating, but the statistical outlier is too great for me to think otherwise. Should we cross paths on the table, I look forward to being defeated by you fair and square!

(editor’s note: for comparative purposes, here are today’s us session games which includes a celestial player:

Table A

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=f380b3bb4690051f9ebd5715a2e2d1d65a147c8cdc8ccd798a08c6aab1d9c762v2_2&tw=0

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=b1bea955435f8e8b06009b1c3d6a14ced8cd37270216211f3ebf553d4b1a9445v2_2&tw=0

Table B

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=859292cf99c71697c98aad01ff99d42ef87f69b3088129b9239d2e59d48f2052v2_2&tw=0

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=d3f9071fa681aed49ea5e04b8859c49f2fb24162607289a7985778d638baf200v2_2&tw=0

addendum: added bird’s log as additional data point since i’m curious. lol

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=8bee65d5a98e5119b17a88b5339df05fde0363895f5a1c33cd1276c1be6a1302v2_2&tw=1

https://naga.dmv.nico/htmls/report_viewer.html?report_id=1a5d24c1a9d17a94617ce22b7fa90cd5e0e25daace76f6c95e1b62331b1f2d9dv2_2&tw=1 )

Anyway since I said I have to lift every day here is a picture of my westside scout hyper:

tfw beef is to expensive to buy to use the grill

It’s for you to do reverse hyperextensions which strengthen your back. Since I’m a fat ass my body has to work harder to carry my ass everywhere and my back starts hurting if I’m out and about for too long. So you swing the weight back while laying down on the platform for reps, so the idea is when I’m in Japan, I won’t suffer from back pain after being out all day! Except you actually… have to do your reps… damn…

ok let’s find out what else リムコロ can put out tonight!!!