
hotel breakfast slop. it’s nicer than the one in detroit, but this is a much bigger hotel

tipping on complimentary breakfast? these were left on every table

It’s an American tradition to play the Star-Spangled Banner at park opening, but they didn’t play O Canada for this park opening. How unpatriotic! EDIT 5/24/26: After internal discussion we noted that we were already in the park due to season passholder priveleges in advance of official opening at 10:00, so this is most likely incorrect as we would not have been able to hear the anthem at the opening gate because we were already deep in the park.

no, the white sauce is unfortunately not cinnamon roll frosting
Kebab with most likely yogurt sauce on it. Very middle-eastern-ey flavored. I’m a fan. Portion is a little small though.




couldn’t even print out a flavor sign for AlpenFury
Alpenfury flavored mini donuts. I’m not sure what raspberry has to do with AlpenFury though, since AlpenFury’s colors are like orange and blue.

don’t show this guy my c*nny

i wish this was real and not a prop


strawberry fruitopia!!!
Opted to have Manchurian Wok twice. Their Lo Mein noodles is better than their fried rice. I seem to be weak to “Chinese” breaded and fried shit tossed with sauce as I’m a sucker for Panda Express’s Orange Chicken. Their Honey Garlic Chicken is quite sweet and moist and can compare against Panda Express’s Orange Chicken. I’m a fan!

caught this guy redhanded shoplifting some noodles
5/24/26: ride list tbd SOON TM im behind sorry